This is a complete list of all the songs recorded by His Worship and the Pig (plus a few that haven't been recorded yet). In the course of time we hope to gradually add lyrics and sound clips. If you have any particular requests, please email us.

Please note that all these songs are © His Worship and the Pig.

We have no objection if you want to perform any of our songs (in fact we would be flattered) but please credit us if you do so. If you intend to record any of our songs please contact us.

The Aardvark Song (His Worship and the Pig)

Absent Friends (Look Back in 'anley)
All the Tea in China (China Town)
Ancient Songs
All I Want for Chris-i-mas (A Christmas Tail)
The Alternative (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
The Alternative Scenario (A Christmas Tail)

The Ballad of Scoonie's Arse (Look Back in 'anley)
B.E.N.I.D.O.R.M. (A Christmas Tail)
Big Cosgrove (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
The Black Hill (Bringing Home the Bacon)
Bricks and Mortar (Bringing Home the Bacon)

China Town (China Town)
Christmas Song (A Christmas Tail - tape)
Clay End Kids (China Town)

Dandini (St. Derella's)
Do it Yourself (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
Don't Sell the Cuillins

Elaine's Chest (Bringing Home the Bacon)

The Fairy on the Tree (A Christmas Tail)
The Final Firing (China Town)
Flowers of Dunblane (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
The Flushers' Song (His Worship and the Pig)
Frogs and Princes (St. Derella's)

Goodbye to the Sea (Bringing Home the Bacon)
A Good Leaving Alone

Hanging on Here (His Worship and the Pig)
A Hard Life on the Pots (China Town)
Her Own Worst Enema (St. Derella's)
Hear All See All Say Nowt (Look Back in 'anley)
Humpers and Whirlers (China Town)
The Hypochondriac (His Worship and the Pig)

If You Can't Hold Your Beer
If You Had a Brain (His Worship and the Pig)
I Hate Country Music (Bringing Home the Bacon)
It's Always the Women Who Mourn
It's the Gloves (St. Derella's)

Just Two Folkasauruses (His Worship and the Pig)

Keep Smiling (Laugh or Cry Same Price)

Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em (Look Back in 'anley)
The Little Egg Box (His Worship and the Pig)
Little Willie's Walnut Whip (Look Back in 'anley)
The Lone Reindeer (A Christmas Tail)
Lozakin' Abite (Look Back in 'anley)

Make Do and Mend (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
Mary Christmas (A Christmas Tail)
Mind Over Matter (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
Mountains and Men (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
The Music and the Craic

One of Those Days (Bringing Home the Bacon)
On the Cut (China Town)
'Orace 'Oskins (Look Back in 'anley)
The Oystercatcher (Laugh or Cry Same Price)

Peaches and Squid
The Potter's Alphabet (Look Back in 'anley)

Raw Flint and Stone (China Town)
Red Nose Blues (A Christmas Tail)
Rough Justice (Bringing Home the Bacon)
The Royal Charter (Look Back in 'anley)

The Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker (China Town)
Santa's Gone South (A Christmas Tail)
The Searching Song (St. Derella's)
Small Beginnings (China Town)
Snowdonia (Bringing Home the Bacon)
Sprinkle to a Squirt (Bringing Home the Bacon)
St. Derella's (St. Derella's)
Summer is Gone
Survival of the Fittest

Take Away the Pain but Leave the Swelling (St. Derella's)
Teddy (Bringing Home the Bacon)
'Tifano

Where There's a Will (Laugh or Cry Same Price)
Whiskey Song

You're Only as Old (Look Back in 'anley)